@hotdogsladies @danbenjamin For what it's worth, I love when you guys talk about parenting. Someday I'll be there, and it's inspirational.

OH: "I don't know who Mark Hoppus is. I didn't listen to Simple Plan!"

"Have you considered telling her how you feel?"
"Leonard, I'm a physicist, not a hippie."

@danielpunkass Hah, totally a DF t-shirt, nice catch.

I love Newark; so much culture here! (Where by "culture," I mean "people who don't have confederate flags in the bed of their pickup.")

Susan Boyle's Steps to Success:
1. Be unattractive
2. Be quirky/odd
3. Sing decently
4. ?
5. Profit!

@ded Hey, you added my Ender module to the wiki. Neat! I've got a few more coming; hoping to totally replace jQuery in my workflow.

@joshfry Forked, with a bit of JS: http://t.co/lQlxd0E

Holy crap, @macminicolo is incredibly fast with support requests. Less than ten minutes from request to resolution. Highly recommended.

"Did you really see a future with this girl?"
"Like… with jetpacks?"

@danbenjamin @siracusa My wife doesn't get it, you guys. “@charlenestraw: it's just a damn toaster, @paulstraw #you'reweird”

I just got forked for the first time.

Not even joking, I'm listening to an a cappella rendition of the Legend of Zelda theme.

It's been a nerdy day.

The three most important considerations for backups: redundancy, redundancy, redundancy.

Oh hey, that works two ways.
#joke #lolgetituguys?

@notch Ah man, now I feel like a jerk. =c

#Your #tweets #really #shouldnot #have #any #more #than #oneortwo #hashtags #stopit #stopitnow

Getting good at anything requires sucking at it a lot. For a very long time. Man up and ship something.

Me, 4:00 PM: "Okay, I'm not going to work tonight. Need a night off."

Me: 8:15 PM: "Okay, finally ready to leave work."

Microsoft is so focused on "developers, developers, developers, developers," I think they've forgotten to think about "users."

LIZ LEMON, RT @kanyewest: Everything sounds like noise!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYTHING SOUNDS LIKE NOISE!!!!!!! I don't trust anyone!