@xeni "Life is like photography. If you do it all via your phone, you're missing the point."

If I was in the business of writing Twitter spam utilities, mine would definitely be called H1N1.

@alexmuller @timhaines Someone who doesn't care enough to use a browser that supports PushState also doesn't care if the whole page reloads

Hosting a Halloween party? Dress up as Richard O'Brien. Then, when showing people the bathroom, say "Sorry, it's an automatic lock-in."

What? BARACK is evolving! http://t.co/bwbHPf6S (cc @Vivitchi @Vivan @markusfriend)

I shouldn't be allowed to write financial documents, but here we are. http://t.co/vIwOovP4

I can't find the bread knife anywhere. Africa never has to worry about this shit.

Now on BBC3: 'Don't Tell The Mother'. The man has to impregnate his wife and deliver the baby, with her being none the wiser.

Visual Basic is a cruel April Fools that got a bit out of hand.

To be or not to be; that is the sentence fragment (consider revising)

All Mac users, type this in Terminal: ps aux | say -v cello

[to the Spiderman theme] Crack cocaine! Crack cocaine! Stay awake for days again! Never stop, never drop, or your whole career will flop!

I keep reading 'directed acylic graph' as 'directed acrylic graph'. I'll never be a developer.

I’ve decided to dub the 5th of May “Yes, We Get It; ‘Fourth’ Sounds Like ‘Force’. Very Cute. Now Kindly Fuck Off Day”.

We still live in a world with war, hunger and QR codes. What the fuck, humanity?

In the ‘nobody-ever-learns’ department: I still end up reading YouTube comments.

Holy titshits, @YSTV are #Nasta2012’s Best Broadcaster 2012! Well done, all of you!

Gay marriage: the database engineering perspective http://t.co/uL8Rcilu

Going to church: http://t.co/r1BHnZAY

“This game has a debug mode. To activate it, type ‘rats ass' at the prompt.” --tcrf.net on King’s Quest III