This cat is clearly a genius. http://t.co/aQ7l8MC9

BREAKING: In Tottenham Court Road, a 10 ft man made of fire is holding pregnant women hostage and firing bullets from his eyes.

Justin Bieber on rape. (via @CrashBandiCUNT_) http://t.co/o7Aiq4K0

Bloody hell Barbie, have some dignity. http://t.co/2SwY4fNy

I'm sorry is everyone going Lady Gaga mental because shes an 'artist' who writes her own music? Lets slow clap in awe to these basic skills.

If steroids are illegal for athletes, shouldn't photoshop be illegal for models?

'FUCK YOU BABIES!' http://t.co/QLdZQNg9

How not to spell 'cologne'. http://t.co/FWVdfEzU

OH MY. This website is wonderful. Taking a photo of the past in the present. http://dearphotograph.com

A bath mat that turns red when wet? I need this. http://t.co/2Y1Icr1N

You think YOU have problems? http://t.co/w6YYsgy0

JESUS IS A CAT http://t.co/pAxWkSp1

Hoping a zombie attack occurs in Vegas, so it stays in Vegas.

LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME! http://t.co/U5MUAnsw

I'm not going to lie to you. I laughed until I cried. http://t.co/jnyhJ3XY

I've found it. The gif you've all been looking for. http://t.co/TKFPuFAj

Moss Mug. @ITCrowdSupport #itcrowd http://twitpic.com/4g3hid

'NO. NO. NO. OH GOD. NO. I'LL STOP HAVING SEX WITH YOUR LEG, I PROMISE'. http://t.co/r6AP5D0e

M.I.A. = that episode of Friends when Ross played the keyboard.

Looking for a lady planning a pregnancy, free tomorrow for a days (paid) filming in London with Dr Dawn Harper (Embarrassing Bodies). (RT!).