Are You Being Severed? #sinistersitcoms

Stourbridge Beer Festival .. excellent!

#sickcelebs Miley Virus

@francesbarber13 Paraphrasing Basil Fawlty ... " Whoosh, what was that?", "That was your life", "Is that it?", "Yep, that's yer lot".

#kitchensongs I Kissed A Grill

#RecessionTV Have I Got Bad News For You?

#ClassicMovieMisquotes Open the iPod doors, please, HAL

#rockproverbs If you pay peanuts, you get Monkees.

#HunterGathererMusic Forage Against The Machine

#VegCelebs Beet Postlethwaite

#CarCelebs Kia Knightly

#religiousrockbands Doctrine Hook

#careersadvice Thought about training as a herbalist, couldn't spare the thyme.

The Perils of Penelope Pissed Up #drunkkidstv

The Loin Sleeps Tonight #meatsongs

'ey up, Mail has Dudley as one the "major battlegrounds" between #conservative #UKIP, @councillorles @milroy666 http://t.co/Fa0Swgfp

Curious 3.9% Pale session beer! #stourbridgebeerfestival @StourHalesCAMRA Excellent! http://t.co/vqjoYoex

Hackney Hopster ... 4.2% citrusy, tropical fruit, pale ale with generous amounts of New Zealand hops ... Larvely ! http://t.co/6FXFR6F1

#OAPSongs Papa's Got A Brand New Colostomy Bag

#woodencelebs Bench and Saunders