A glorious error. Text for a Ladies Beauty Trimmer ends up in the press release for James Martin's Electric Knife. http://t.co/cXJKyQhK

Finally getting the hang of Draw Something. http://t.co/NLGDWrLB

This is staggering. A fake Apple Store in China, in which the employees believe they're working for Apple. http://bit.ly/qwdWNY

THE FUCK? RT @BBCNewsnight: No one from the government was available to appear on #newsnight tonight to talk about the London riots

So many lovely people replied with terrible 140-char dating stories. Here are the best – some AMAZING ones – on Storify. http://sfy.co/F25

I do this Twitter search every so often to see if there are idiots still around. There always are. http://t.co/8FuUbUh

Hello ladies. Look at your man. Then back to me. Then look at your man. Then back to me. You probably made the right decision.

I look at Google+ and think "I don't know what to say." I look at Twitter and think "I'll post about my lack of inspiration on Google+."

Stop rioting. Please RT.

Have you seen this *ludicrous* BBC interview with Jody McIntyre? http://goo.gl/wdoMV McIntyre dignified in the face of absurd questioning.

Very low indeed. RT @lottieoconor: Anything to say about this, Simon? http://t.co/fYenJItp Pretty low behaviour.

Let's take a moment to remember all those less fortunate than ourselves who are currently pissing around on Facebook.

I don't want to drag you all into my horrific inner musings, but wouldn't it be more efficient to call a table tennis table a tennis table?

I had this ridiculous idea at lunchtime. Finished! Consider it a Twitter Xmas present. http://t.co/LlOTHsoK Eat your heart out, John Lewis.

RIP Gerry Rafferty. Ladies and gentlemen, prepare your best saxophone-playing stance: http://bit.ly/gYGdyv

Bravo! RT @olivia_solon: Cyclist goes to painful lengths to make a point after gets ticket for not riding in bike lane http://bit.ly/jUoWgr

None of these "supermoon" pictures give any sense of scale. Just an round thing in the sky. Hope this helps: http://t.co/NZuf2AkW

In tears. RT @Tonygardner: I may be late to the party here - callers sabotaging Aussie DJ's Quiz by answering "India" http://t.co/iENZMlr

The Sun laughs at the BBC for having a headline about the "Speaking Cock", while running a front page saying 'Al Qaeda Massacre" in Norway.

The BBC just reported: thesunonsunday.co.uk and thesunonsunday.com were registered two days ago.