@Howtogeek New easter egg for you. Browse to C:WindowsMedia and open onestop.mid. No explanation why it's there. Just an awesome midi....

In '93 to '01, Santa decided to get fit and do some acting work outside the North Pole. We know this as "Walker, Texas Ranger." #SantaFacts

Who needs streaming? All the cool kids have their own Bard following them and singing of their accomplishments. #DudeYoureABarista

@howtogeek hunt down the spammer, then repeatedly bash their face into a dictionary. Force them to at least fear the language they mutilate.

I support Wikileaks. I have nothing to hide.

sudo apt-get install bed-framework bed-matress bed-sheets bed-pillows && sudo bedtime --sleep --hours 6

@someguy9 Yup. As I'm not done customizing it yet. :-P

@zareason check playdeb. Best site ever for gaming on ubuntu.

Oh, hello, phone. I'm sorry. I meant to silence you. Again. Thanks for scaring me half to death. Again. For the 8th time this month.

@DrewFitz I guess that makes the Linux and BSD users that wander in scientologists and satanists. :-P

It makes me sad to see a netbook without Moblin, Jolicloud, or Ubuntu NBR on it across from me. Free your netbook from Windows, people!

@Bensawsome To... Brizzly? ITS EPIC! Like PowerTwitter, but cross all browsers, and on multiple computers, and OSes! :D supar-client! Lol!

Eating a bowl of wonton soup and some General Tso's Chicken with hot sauce and soy sauce. This is bliss.

A professor on campus (philosophy professor, unless I'm mistaken) just said that he agreed with my "This statement is false." shirt.

@DrewFitz It's somewhere between Instructables and Tumblr for women 30+, I think.

I'm getting a Nook fairly soon. Any new book recommendations to go along with it?

Happy generic, non-denominational, holiday gift-giving time! (All the others are taken, this one is my licensed holiday greeting.)

@dbdii407 its a picture of your new car. #spoileralert

@anthonybrinegar Told ya haha. #GreatSuccess

It's funny. The oldest and required for networking way that creates the backbone of the internet is how #PROTECTIP can be circumvented.