Where the Wild Things Might Be #lessambitiousmovies

How Cliff Lee Stole The Hopes and Dreams of the Yankees #happychildrensbooks

@MerrittClubs #dedication pays off! 60 pounds lost in 2 years with you guys! #staymotivated

Come on @GoRelish! ...it's been a while...

Dear @charliesheen when your #winning chants are only repeated by your coked up friends... #youlost #losing

i dislike @LegendCB5 smoking.

@bmorefrench you get the slainte mat back?

Why do people crane the beer taps just to order a miller lite. #justaskforitdouchebag #wearealreadyjudgingyou

It's a beautiful sight after a crazy shift, right? RT @bobbykf @robclarke82 please and thank you

Come on people, only 24 views? let me know what you think! Trusty Chords by Hot Water Music - Acoustic Cover http://t.co/GHUM5fr

I wish there was a way to change your facebook relationship status to "I'm Chris Hansen." #tcap

If you feel the earth shake on monday it's because all 5 @phillies starters will be in the same room. #dontbealarmed #unlessyoureametsfan

Watching #tcap on dvr. Just informed @coyote4183 that I screened him on the sex offender list before he moved in. #iwasserious

Me, Dae and christina with John Harbaugh. Really nice guy! #ravens http://plixi.com/p/73701067

edoocation... sex edoocation... #tcap

Hey #Mets and #Yankees fans, welcome to baseball seas... on second thought, fuck you. #jets

Just noticed Flacco`s beard. Didn`t know he was old enough to grow one. #ravens #maybeitsgluedon

My #zodiac sign got changed from Aries to #CliffLee. #phillies @MLB

33 days till pitchers and catchers report. #phillies #ihatethenfl @MLB

My excuse to still go out: Eagles won the division DESPITE not playing tonight. #eagles