Dude, today's attire is "Friday Casual," not "Friday Sorry-We-Woke-You."

I clicked in Photoshop so many times today, I think I leveled up.

For any Tron naysayers, I, for one, welcome our neon-laced, latex-and-spandex-clad, high-heeled-and-hot… where was I going with this again?

Choose a password. Not secure enough. Try again. Nope, could be better. Okay, yeah, that's good. Now, I'll E-MAIL IT BACK TO YOU TO CONFIRM.

Fave like nothing's trending. Reply like you've never been blocked. And tweet like there's no one following.

Now when I see "Baby on Board" signs, I know to read them as "Sleep Deprived Parent Questioning Life Choices At Wheel," & steer clear.

I should never be able to track someone based on scent alone.

Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you won't care because you'll be dead & floating in a low-altitude orbit.

With the largest location in Canada now in Ottawa, you'd think that Ikea would have had the decency to make an adults-only ball pit, too.

Time to head off & welcome back my wife after two weeks' holiday. You know what that means! ...



Time to clear a LOT of browser history...

Ready for  announcement! Credit card is out & pants are around ankles.

Whoa, this coffee shop cleared out QUICK!

Do you hear sirens?

Another pro tip for shopping at the Ikea in Ottawa, Canada's largest: do not show fear. Ikea can smell fear. Or as Ikea calls it, "Fyir."

Holy crap, they're going to sell a million of these if it gets off the ground. The Glif (Kickstarter project) http://bit.ly/9bZ55l

My department got the "cadillacs of computers" in last fall's upgrade. One more eternal progress bar, and I'm trading mine in for a Toyota.

Hey, Game Devs!

Words With Friends With Benefits

You're welcome.

I was introduced to the term "skort" last week. I want to know how to break off that relationship.

If going to the midnight showing tonight, please cosplay in moderation, people. You're not gonna "get called in."

Rock Norris just unlocked the Carpal Tunnel Badge in Photoshop!

I really hate to distract you Canadians from "le hockey," but, um, I got hulu working.

Do you know WHY we don't have flying cars yet? Have you ever seen how dumb drivers get when confronted by a just a FOUR-way stop?!?