"The Maserati parked in front of an Olive Garden doesn't say 'This is a classy restaurant.' It says 'Some coke dealer wants spaghetti."

Republicans always want *you* to die for *their* country.
Fuck that shit.

Cats have the intelligence of 2-year-old humans, without language; they are *not* good with concepts.

OMG, cats are Republicans!

Asking the question most likely to get the information you want is a skill and can be learned. Or you can just make up shit, like FOX "News"

"Drink is the curse of the working classes." — Marx

          "Work is the curse of the drinking classes." — Wilde

Life Tip: Stop caring about stupid stuff; pay attention.

«En retard» is French for "running late". Can you see where I'm going with this?

Nobody is "finished" while they are still breathing. Nobody.

“Nothing in this country seems to be working to anyone’s satisfaction except the wealth machine that rewards those who game the system.”

One person's pedantry is another person's recognition of complexity.

Some folks really put the MENTAL in judgemental, you know?

Bullies usually prosper because nice people don't give them the shanking they deserve — case in point: Glenn Beck.

Disclaimer: I'm nice.

Sarah Palin isn't so much "going rogue" as "staying stupid".
#tcot #p2

"A Canadian is really just an unarmed American with Health Care." — John Wing

"Twitter Wit" makes fine bathroom reading, Nick, but couldn't they print it on paper that's softer and more absorbent?

Uh-oh, just followed somebody who does NOT "favorite" tweets! So much for my plan for world domination—!

Research reveals that people have two-tenths of a second to abort a verbal comment — of course, this only applies to sane people.

The neat thing about Twitter is the quality of stalkers you can attract!
And look what they want to sell me!

huh. I was impressed with "Catcher In The Rye" as a youth. In my 30s I understood Holden's "mental breakdown" more clearly.

And a blesséd west coast Unthanksgiving Day to all surviving Native Americans!