rookie82

@rookie82

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Steelworker, married to @rookiesgirl1, and raising 2 kids. Oh yeah I'm an asshole too.
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I will shove my beliefs down your throat, and by beliefs I mean cock
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We are at Chuck E Cheese- where a kid can be a fuckin asshole
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I dont mean to be a sexist pig, but what the hell are you doin out of the kitchen?
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I hate getting bills in the mail, so I put a restraining order on the mailman
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A cat will blink when hit with a hammer
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I really hope the neighbors fireworks don't catch my meth lab on fire
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Never, never, never, ever hit someone else's kid
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I'm gonna poop in my backyard and hope that my dogs step in it
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Thank God for @Favstar, for letting me remember my drunk tweets
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I colored an egg in Reno, just to watch it dye
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I'm glad Tiger Woods never became a priest
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Just watched some guy grab cup out of trash outside of Burger King, come inside and get a refill...fuckin nasty
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just got done working out, now its time for a big mac and fries
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Time to smoke this beer...right after I drink this cigarette
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Doin yardwork, or in other words, spreading weeds and killing grass
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It's highly recommended at my job that you wash your hands BEFORE using the restroom
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Do moms tell "your son" jokes??
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listening to "Gunshots" by Assholes Nextdoor via outside
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Our date night was mexican food, B&N, and diarrhea
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