This sums up the difference between Apple and Microsoft rather nicely, in my opinion. http://t.co/dhybLjAg

The iPhone 4 doesn't work when submerged in toothpaste. #colgate

You guys aren't gonna believe this, but somebody on Dribbble is making an icon set.

OH FOR CHRIST'S SAKE http://i.imgur.com/4ydz0.jpg

This is great. http://t.co/HUfji74O (On a plane designed to carry shuttles.)

@Pogue If the iPhone comes to Verizon, I propose an app that drops a call, for nostalgia sake.

Good to see old women still continue the trend of not wearing a bra on cold days. Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go gouge out my eyes.

…these actually exist? http://i.imgur.com/Yi49H.jpg

I really don't give a shit about who uses whatever brand of phone or OS, I just get the hell on with life.

Story of my life. http://imgur.com/22Zhs.png

@Digeratii @PolarBearFarm Whenever it finishes doing its fucking hair.

Do you see what you've made them do, Twitter? DO YOU SEE? http://twitpic.com/1p7y3l

@PatrickPatience I'd give your mum a gift, if you know what I mean.



Seriously, she seems nice.

I just witnessed my girlfriend get a static shock from a slice of bread.

It was shocking, to say the least.

Just wait until @kyleve sees this. http://www.reddit.com/tb/f65yf

And now we wait for the key to the iPad's success:

Ballmer laughing at it.

After spending all day at a computer, there's nothing like coming home and spending all evening at a computer.