AH! "News Corp shares rally on Rupert Murdoch replacement rumours"

http://t.co/XbNwKS1

If they don't want to be in the papers they shouldn't have a dead daughter
#tabloidexcuses

The papers had no interest in finding Madeleine McCann. They wanted to sell papers—truth be damned.

@asymco iPhone sales in UK triple in October
http://t.co/cnuyJ9o2

Brilliant young barrister suffers sexism on internet shocker…
http://t.co/CfkfzOIt

People! Steve Jobs has not left Apple. He has resigned as CEO. He is still the chairman of the board and an Apple employee.

Moose Women
#disturbingtv

Originally Hallowe'en was just a bloke called Ian going round to other people's houses to say hallo.

Looks like Chris Huhne Deleted his tweet. If only someone made a screenshot…

;-) http://t.co/PkLbgbLs

Diageo fuck over BrewDog at the 2012 BII Scotland Annual Awards. Shocking!
http://t.co/GaoPvMdw

It's lovely to hear of a teacher who'll be missed by his pupils.
#ripmrlancaster.

#womanontheleft is a brilliant young barrister involved in the biggest enquiry in the country. What did you do today?

The boss needs you; you don’t need the boss.

dislocation dislocation dislocation
#disturbingtv

A tremor in the pants. The last time I felt it was in the presence of my old master.

#replaceawordinastarwarslinewithpants

It's Grand Theft Auto 1 http://t.co/cOQOrEx

Want a blackberry playbook? Pour Ribena over a copy of the complete works of Shakespeare.

@alanbenzie The black border is there to protect the glue that holds the window in from UV. The dots make the black border look nicer.

@iMikeBeas @mattgemmell disappointed: I was hoping for more epic nostril.

#InappropriateSecretSantaGifts a postman's outfit and a gun
@girlonthenet