Most popular keywords associated with countries among games, movies and television at IMDB. ...AKA "murder sandwich" http://t.co/6JAx3SxH

I straight up just mindlessly typed my ATM pin into this elevator's floor buttons. This is what I am like when I haven't had any coffee.

Coworker: "I told her it was Oscar Wildely-inappropriate." Me: "That was a Natalie Portmanteau."

Fox News viewers are literally less-informed than people who watch no news whatsoever. Mind-boggling. http://t.co/tDDYZDgJ

Worst Commit Ever http://t.co/Q5EQroL ( via @waxpancake )

Idea: combo browser plugin & USB dongle w/long tube - won't let a <form> post w/o you passing a breathalyzer. Ignition interlock for the web

Also delighted that "large hadron collider" not only spawns a LHC, but that when turned on, it creates a black hole that destroys everything

Coworker: "Valhalla a'cha boy."

Listen to whiskey and drink hardcore music

John Cage - "4'33" (Dubstep Remix)

What do "The Hurt Locker" and "Massive Asses 5" have in common? http://j.mp/gYjXUe

I met a very small movie star today http://t.co/eIKBUXhh

"Like I always said, market share is the only reason the OS has been mostly malware-free." Guess we forgot Mac OS 6, 7, 8, and 9?

Mac users have never been "told" or "promised by Apple marketing" they "can't get viruses" except in the parallel universe of tech reporting

Best picture you'll see today (via @gjcharlet ) http://t.co/PH07wOJl

@LauraBlackwell Kinda reminds me of Louis vs Rick http://t.co/5lK4xo8C

@gerowe IMO extra syllable makes it clunky. Prefer "All my money's alimonies"

@Jeff_Rules Christ. That'll shake a guy up, bad. Best thoughts from me to your family, y'all are tough and beautiful mofos

Coworker: "Siri uses wolfman alpha?"

Me: "This is actually a 3rd-gen iPod. You checked it in as a 4th-gen."

Coworker: "Huh, okay. More of a Zune guy, myself."