An engineer walks into a bar and orders 1.0E20 root beers.
Bartender: "That's a root beer float."
Engineer: "Make it a double."

The Floppy Disk Icon means "save" for a whole generation of people who have never seen one.

Twitter needs to spend less time dicking around with photo sharing and more time making older tweets findable. RT if you agree.

This is literally the funniest thing I've seen All Week. Tech Company Org Charts: http://twitpic.com/5ior9c

You know what I'd like to see from #NewNewTwitter? The ability to search for tweets OLDER THAN AN HOUR. Retweet that, friends.

HTTPS & SSL doesn't mean "trust this." It means "this is private." You may be having a private conversation with Satan.

Funny how due to Wikipedia's refusal to run ads to make money, they end up running ads to beg for money.

"Facebook is where you lie to your close friends, and Twitter is where you tell the truth to total strangers."

Love this idea. Everyone puts their phones on the table. Whoever cracks first, pays for the meal: http://t.co/njt5JTtW

My dad has decided he has Siri too. He calls me and says "Siri, what's the weather like this weekend," then I Google it.

The Floppy Disk means Save, and 14 other old people Icons that don't make sense anymore http://t.co/PegThlzZ

It's time. The 2011 Tools List: http://t.co/XioSOXvI Go forth and RT!

Insanely useful JavaScript library chooser. Bookmarked: http://t.co/Lxn9W8oN

Behind every great man is a woman who is not impressed.

This is the GREATEST PRESENTATION VIDEO. EVAR. Stop. Watch. Retweet. http://t.co/P2fSW7UI /via @tobint

Tell Microsoft you support Semantic Versioning http://t.co/OyPQMuQ. Marketing be damned. RT this until it's a Top Tweet.

What an amazing way to learn to code: http://t.co/QFjVppm

Extremely extensive and complete article series on IIS. Impressive, bookmarked: http://t.co/0WPtpaUz

http://t.co/dzTwAPwF MVC Devs: Bookmark (or Star) this excellent and oft-updated MVC 3 Content Map. http://t.co/uIRsDyaO

#1 Productivity Tip: Spend 10% of your time consuming and 90% of your time producing. Make more stuff. Watch less. Read less. Do.