For anyone wondering what it was, I've written a blog post about last night's #bbcpop / #bbcpopcorn swearfest: http://bit.ly/9ILwHj

Data? I've never even meta.

Due to a scheduling error, the moon will still be visible during daylight hours today. We apologise for any confusion this may cause.

"Stop doing this, it's really annoying" is my new spam. http://t.co/W07OUHuP #thisismyspam

BREAKING: teenagers spotted rolling traffic-cone covered katamari down Mare Street toward line of police officers. Videogames to blame.

Note to parents: The Human Centipede is NOT a sequel to The Very Hungry Caterpillar.

Mass Effect 3 is the 'most searched' item on GAME's website. "Search for mass effect 3 found 0 results" :-( http://t.co/bKPpxIDi

Yesterday in Pret @dirtyzine and I saw a man with a golden metal pyramid on his head. And we weren't the first: http://bit.ly/pyramidhat

Hey cats, any luck catching that mouse while I was at work? No? Instead you've... oh. http://t.co/ijSAxDQ6

@TomDavenport it's the Fugazi news you've been praying for: http://t.co/t2mTj9Tg

Worried by that Mail article about Samsung 'watching' you through your TV? Luckily I hear a tin foil hat makes you invisible to the machine.

Trying out a new recipe for the first time and this guy is NOT HELPING. http://t.co/9h0dWNO2

Poor @feline_dacat has been in a terrible accident: http://t.co/sWkIBwho

Ball ball ball, footie footie footie. Ball ball ball, FOOTBALL!

This morning I bought a freakishly cold banana on my way to work. I just picked it up and it is still cold. Could it be... haunted?

This morning I witnessed a lady tell a chilly gust of wind to "fuck off". It didn't seem to notice.

I've confirmed that other people can hear the distant music echoing around the office, which means I'm almost definitely not a Cylon.

Just watched someone make a cup of tea so badly, it's actually made me angry.

#Psychoville was AMAZING. You all know about the online 'experience', right? http://www.bbc.co.uk/psychoville/experience/

There's a blinding bright wave of energy radiating from the sky, penetrating the glass barrier next to me. It burns. An unfamiliar star?