.@RealGilbert Gilbert Gottfried just stole my Steve Jobs joke. PROOF: http://t.co/QRIkU8LM

Saved By The Bell went off the air a year before Justin Bieber was born.

DON'T DO IT! @fedge Goodbye http://t.co/mvUq37fX

Sunday night movie watching attire: http://t.co/8RHTw8bR

Probably the last thing you'll ever buy at Walmart --> http://t.co/PCr4cP9A

The dude in front of me at ACME spent $123.20 on chocolates, flowers, and a box of condoms. Shoulda just written her a check... Happy VD!

RT @DickWolfMD: Pepsi should change their slogan to "is Pepsi ok?" based on interactions with basically every waitress

@OccupyAkron occupy akron logo fun - http://t.co/YmbrEhap

I refuse to joke about Steve Jobs:
#1, 'cause it's expected.
#2, 'cause I'm the best friend of his brother Blow.

Ahh April Fools Day.. The one day a year where nothing you read on the Internet is without suspicion, unlike the other 364 days.. Nevermind.

I can't math. http://twitpic.com/42xvz8

I remember seeing Max Headroom shilling Coca-Cola and thinking the future was going to be so awesome.

Sounds lucrative! RT @sagerock My concerns for doing Social media consulting for a 30 to life inmate http://t.co/BWKZnGKW

Bookmarking this for later - Introducing the Miso Project (data visualization) http://t.co/OPDgaXqd

RT @neyne Well done Fox News http://t.co/LETka3q1

I think I've summed this up: http://t.co/kmZGENfi

OHIO RESULTS IN: Santorum wins by a smidge. Romney wants a recount but no one will touch results. 41% of thinking public kills themselves.

Gimme back my NyQuil!! 'Cause sometimes reverse engineering is just easier: https://t.co/IrGdQrMK

Keepin' it Real in Ohio. http://t.co/1gj94GGq

I want to be buried inside my dog. Seriously, when I die, feed me to my dog.