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One of my more surreal put-downs had made it into @RufusHound 's new book. Hurrah, splendid! #standupputdowns http://t.co/I6025Syw
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This is all well and good now, but in 60years we're all going to have hundreds of dead people still following us on twitter.
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@Laughter_house @GaryDelaney & @StePortercomedy were on form! I did quite well too, thanx to an amazing audience.
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Karma is inverted today - I held a door open for and old lady, and then a lad tried to shaft me out of £5 change for a sandwich?
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Just pulled my back getting sausages out of the fridge. Feeling old today. Think I'll drive with my indicator constantly on to celebrate.
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Been working on a novel called "planet of the humans" - based after monkeys roamed the earth - it's set in the future, when we are cavemen.
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Tickets for my 2012 Edinburgh Fringe Show now on sale here. Get stuck in! (2 tickets already sold, yes TWO, so hurry) http://t.co/HgLxWc2V
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One more sleep 'til later on this afternoon. Can't wait...
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Just a quick break from writing to hear Micky Flanaghan say to Jedward what we all want to... ahhh, joy... http://t.co/gJyH9HUm via @youtube
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@SarahMillican75 Nottingham? Well, shucks. I'm at Notts @TheGleeClub and they were gorgeous too. TV show's splendid old girl, well done. ;o)
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Absolutely bloody lovely gig at Comedy Store London. One of the most fun gigs I've had in ages. Thankyou London, you have been most kind.
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One of my more surreal put-downs had made it into @RufusHound 's new book. Hurrah, splendid! http://t.co/qTw4WeHH
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Just decided to say "bag of arse" into iPhone voicedial, and it tried to ring my mates sister I've not spoken to in about 10 years.
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Happy April Fools Day everyone, yay! I hope Santa brings you something nice. Last year I got a misprinted calendar. :o)
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"my dogs got no nose"...
How does it smell?
"probably the same way as Tara Palmer Tomkinson - through it's eye?"
#RoyalWedding
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If someone says to me, "swear on my life, mate" - and then I find out they lied... Well, what happens then? I'm a little unclear legally.
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@Deanna_P damn right I do. Trying to sort something asap. Promise. :o)
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