I'm losing faith in Dawkins, and his jeering mob of 'atheists'. http://sshrpe.me.uk/5s

@siracusa @drance @marcoarment I think the Apple Solution to the problem of crappy printers is just not to print things.

James: "Dad, I want to run a UK media company!"
Rupert: "An EVIL UK media company?"
James: "Stop that! You always do that!"

I *am* sad that we're going to miss this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to discover just how little difference voting reform would make.

You know, until about 30 minutes ago the propaganda war was being won hands-down by the students. Whoops. http://twitpic.com/3eeqcz

Newspaper photographers are frantically searching for an 18 year old student who's received their results and has double D's.

Just made a green-screen capable fork of @atebits' SimFinger app. :) Code here: http://t.co/qzngeSwa Screenshot: http://t.co/aUy1HvgI

Desecrating war memorials, attacking royals, smashing up courts and vandalising statues of Churchill aren't peaceful protesting techniques.

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was the one with the chainsaw, the damsel, the mirror, the tightrope and the poison darts. Amazing.

Julian Assange's bail: £200,000. For everything else, there's Mastercard.

When singing Cee Lo Green's F*** You in front of the kids I always have to correct for the bad language.

It should be "if I WERE richer."

♫ "Why do bugs suddenly appear…" ♫
#ProgrammerSongs

I shot a duck in Reno just to watch him die. #replaceawordinafamousquotewithduck

"Private sector employees are much worse off in their retirement – and on average their salaries are not any higher." http://t.co/YHK0hal

I'm sorry. I'm having trouble containing myself. It's not often you get to see the end of a political party.

Those evil #ConDems with their horrible evidence-based policies and their sick proposals to carry on with what Labour were doing. BURN THEM.

I urge both sides to put aside the rhetoric, get around the negotiating table, and stop this happening again.

Interesting thought: allegations of phone 'hacking' could have been made years ago, but wouldn't have been published because of libel risk.

It's pretty amazing that #alicebucketlist is still trending. But, 'be a trending topic' isn't actually on the list. http://t.co/4y422A0

In fact, 99% of 'journalism' could be hugely improved by people simply keeping their traps shut until they know what they're talking about.