Drinking superglue to keep it all together.

I wish there was a 'block' function in life.

Nobody loves me. Everybody hates me. Please give me more stars. #favstar (okay not everybody)

8 cop cars at the crazy old couples house. I am SO curious, standing on my bed staring out my window. Not obvious at all.

If he won't fight for you, he's not worth you. I keep repeating that in my head hoping it sinks in.

Are there any faithful people left in the world? If you're faithful star this!

When in the 'Deep South' everyone knows everyone. My mom waved at almost every car she passed and they waved back.

My 'husband' is coming over to babysit tomorrow. Oh I mean parent... it just all makes me laugh!

Cookie dough and wine is the cure all for a broken heart. Now I need an eating disorder to find a man.

Me: Sorry for my breadstick breath. Dental Hygienist: No worries I ate sardines and feta for lunch. Me: Nice you for sure trumped me.

Good morning to me. Being followed by a bot who just took twitter dirty a little too far. I need to go shower now.

Poop on the people who sit and watch me struggle getting through a door with a double stroller. YES POOP ON YOU!

You might be a redneck if you take hot wings to the hospital. Yep I did that for my dad.

Poop explosion and then dog throw up. Could it be from the dog eating the poop?

Went on a run/walk with the kids. Okay who am I kidding I only ran for 10 sec. I hate exercise.

Waiting on my frozen pizza... aren't you jealous?

The desire to go for a walk has left me. Thanks rain!

Eating homemade strawberry ice cream for breakfast. Yep I complain about being fat but sometimes you need a food hug!

Thanks birds for the wake up call. Does anyone have a bb gun I can borrow? I am craving fried chicken!

The loud leaf blower has turned into a crying little boy. I am just loving all the beautiful noises coming my way today! I need earplugs!