I love Gillian Anderson. What an incredible actress.

Zane Lowe encompasses everything I DETEST about straight, white, middle class heterosexual men and their views on music and women in music.

Imagine if you entered a room and every person you'd ever masturbated about was sitting there in rows, looking at you, sipping tea.

I'd quite happily NEVER see another chinos and light denim shirt combo ever again.

just spent about 10 minutes trying to get my skinny jeans off. I guess the upside is that if I can't get them off, neither can a rapist.

this is my new favourite tumblr: Ugly Renaissance Babies http://t.co/SUos3mgt

"does this jumper make me look fat?" No the fact that you're fat makes you look fat, that jumper just makes you look purple.

STOP SAYING 'REEM' YOU INBRED ILLITERATES

If I was your boyfriend, I'd never let you go, I'd throw you in the basement and throw away the key.

I'm trying to watch this 'I Woke Up Gay' documentary and I just can't... a forward roll... turned him gay. A forward roll. A. Forward. Roll.

if 'great singing' is all you're looking for, then I suggest you only listen to x factor winners and session singers.

"If you can't handle me during my mental breakdowns then you sure as hell don't deserve me during my brief periods of lucidity"

if being Amy Winehouse's best friend couldn't get you a successful recording career, a tv talent show isn't going to do it.

The only reason Kelly thinks Misha B's bullying is acceptable is cuz she's been bullied by Beyoncé all her life so she thinks it's normal

Björk, Madonna and Kate Bush could do a collaborative headlining slot and Zane Lowe would still think it was shit cuz they have ovaries

I hate when straight women expect me to be their bitchy, girly, fashion-savvy confidant, just because I'm gay. I'm not a handbag/journal

I'm just gonna say it, point at the elephant in the room: 'The Great Gatsby' film exists solely so lazy students don't have to read the book

dyou think comic book franchises are gonna keep getting rebooted, 'darker' each time, until they're basically a pitch black screen for 2 hrs

My first instinct when hearing someone repeat over and over the number of girls that are interested in them is to think: gay or small penis

perpetually irked by ppl who can't distinguish between 'camp', 'androgynous' and 'feminine'. THEY MEAN DIFF THINGS + ARE NOT INTERCHANGEABLE