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@torrez

Andre Torrez

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I ♥ software, I ⚡ software. I make @mlkshk, laterspam.org, simpleform.com, and grampa.co.
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My wife (designer) is laughing at her computer so I look over to see what she is laughing about and it’s just fonts.

It’s. Just. Fonts.
I made a todo list for anyone interested in duplicating Delicious over the weekend http://bit.ly/fvvDHe
Open an OS X terminal window. Type:
“nc miku.acm.uiuc.edu 23” without the quotes. via @mozai (btw, nc is short for netcat)
You can call a GIF a “JIFF” as long as you also call it Jizmodo.
I quit my job, consulted, and saved up enough money to spend this year building this: http://t.co/uvvGmrl Join us?
Well this is delightful: A grandfather reports back on some video games his grandson gave him http://t.co/u2Qv1IgS (via @getluky)
Favorite David Ogilvy quote: “When you advertise fire-extinguishers, open with the fire.” I think about it when I write for others to read.
Great moments in Torrez history: in the shower this morning I smacked myself in the junk while playing air guitar.
Just wanted to make a note of this: your lawyer won’t ever let you respond to a takedown notice with “LOL, no.”
We actually have a spammer on MLKSHK! I love this because I get to programmatically make life comically bizarre for this dude.
You can only fit one stationery bike in the closet, but you can fit THOUSANDS of todo list apps into your phone.
MLKSHK makes the CNN top 50 tech tools http://t.co/L8qJQwai Also traffic is bonkers this month. Thanks, web sites who shut down over SOPA!
Apple TV as a store in my living room is cool, but what I really need a tiny Walgreen's in my bathroom.
My three year-old has 150 questions about popcorn but “Grape Nuts” slides by like it’s no big deal.
@jkottke let’s make a pact: if nobody buys us before we're 50 let’s buy each other.
@torrez in reply to jkottke
Thing I say after a beautiful sunset: "It's Japan's problem now!"
I could fill 20 minutes on dishwasher organization. SXSW or TED hit me up.
It’s understood that if this MLKSHK thing doesn’t work out I go back to building ad platforms, right? Not threatening you internet, but …
Actual conversation with clerk:
"That'll be $4.20—my favorite number."
"You say that every time I order this."
"I do?"