So I just want to know whether Tokyo Drift has happened yet.

Shared office pro tip: make lots of personal phonecalls every day. In Spanish!

Ordered a Road ID and a Survival Strap this weekend. Case I run into any trouble while napping or running errands. *Extreme* errands.

And then the polar bear got embarrassed because it had toilet paper stuck to its butt.

Makin' beer and drinkin' beer.

Well, I ate a banana this morning and now I guess my blood sugar will be in the 200s for the rest of my life.

Burned my mouth on my food. Drafted a whiny tweet. Remembered there are bigger problems out there. Felt ashamed. Predictable, really.

A clean coat is nothing more than a blank canvas on which to spill coffee.

Either that was an unusually fast chicken, or I need more coffee.

I just wonder how many seasons of Finding Bigfoot there can be if they keep not finding him.

Blow-drying a chicken. Not a euphemism.

Knitting. Drinking beer. Watching The Wire. Happy new year!

@mrgan That's why I try to be good; I don't want to end up in Chickendance.

My parents got home from church, but do not seem to have noticed their new tv yet. Unfortunately I won't be here when they discover it.

We've replaced Mom & Dad's old tv with a new flat screen while they were at church. Let's see if they notice...

I just printed an A.C. Moore coupon to the printer in my living room, from my phone, while lying in bed. That's some Christmas magic.

This vacation day needs more vacation.