@gruber Daring Fireball isn't a blog about Apple. It's a blog about excellence. Apple is just the lens through which you examine it.

Looks like the Twins are giving Michelle Bachman a run for her money in shaming Minnesota. /cc @gruber

Guy in front of me at the grocery store at 7 am bought cigarettes and lots of cheap wine. I guess there are breakfasts worse than Denny's.

I provided the inflight entertainment with my Houdini-esque "removal of jacket while wedged between two fat men" routine.

There is no way that Bert and Ernie are gay. Their apartment is way too dumpy.

Maddie just had her first "my dad is so cool" moment watching me pull the chain to adjust the speed of the ceiling fan.

My daughter hasn't learned yet that there are things she isn't allowed to do because she's a girl. It's my job to make sure she never does.

The risk of introducing Star Wars to a three year old is that he comes away thinking Darth Vader is his hero.

Water is life, because without it there would be no coffee.

Ultra strong or ultra soft? Leave it to Charmin to ask the tough questions.

The best part about being a parent is judging other parents.

Managed to pee in an airplane bathroom while holding my 11 month old. That should be worth at least a Daytime Emmy.

@fakedansavage Since using a cell phone impairs you as much as alcohol, it should just be considered a regular old DUI.

Just so we're clear, Tracy Morgan says crazy shit = time for an apology. Tracy Jordan says crazy shit = best 30 Rock ever.

Nothing says "I don't give a fuck" like a sweater vest.

"O Death, where is your power?"

@Mike_FTW It's the fiction of your jerk persona, and other's failure to see it, that's fun.

Facebook is great for figuring out which of the people you know are racists.

@matthewbaldwin Good luck untangling them all.

@inthefade Side effect of working in the legal field?