zombieprom

@zombieprom

DADDY FAT SWEATER

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Let's pray this never becomes a full time job because I'll die a swift and miserable death.
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Hey baby I made you an REO speed wagon sex tape because I can't fight this feeling anymore.
Sure as fuck I can try. RT @TheDailySchmuck: You can't run from yourself no matter how fast you are.
Mother of the Year RT @mrszombieprom: Force-feeding my newborn queso today WHETHER SHE LIKES IT OR NOT
I wonder if celebrity dads stay up trying to feed their babies pretzel M&M's.
It's dangerous to go alone. Take this! 8=========>
I guess LSU won? Either that or someone is being brutally stabbed.
.@TNM_Nola's got a sketch class starting THIS Saturday at the Fairgrinds. That's cool. contact @iamtaminelson if you want the Deets
J'ING/O TO THE JURASSIC PARK THEME SONG DM IF U WANNA SKYPE IT
TACO CHEESE RESTS/
SOFTLY IN MY BEARD/
MIGHT HAVE WHISKEY DICK
I just bought a CB Radio and I don't give a FUCK.
I'm going to Instagram the fuck out of the Quarter Horse Museum.
Some people take Prozac. Some people drink. I rub my penis on household surfaces and catalog the most erotic.